TOP TEN SIGNS SANTA HAS BEEN USING FACEBOOK AND TWITTER

10. He knows if you've been sleeping, he knows if you're awake all night playing Angry Birds

9. Sent his request to @Rudolph #WontYouGuideMySleigh Tonight?

8. Unfriended the Island of Misfit Toys

7. Those twitpics of your Halloween outfit almost put you on the Naughty List

6. The hash tag LumpOfCoal is trending in your stocking

5. Hasn't checked his e-mail since last Christmas

4. Missed delivering gifts to all of New Jersey because Blitzen stopped to harvest his crops in Farmville

3. All letters to Santa must be 140 characters or less

2. Just checked-in to your chimney on Yelp

And the number one sign Santa has been using Facebook and Twitter...

1. Requests streaming milk and cookies directly to his iSled

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/25/11)