Sunday, March 18, 2012


A friend is opening a bakery and asked for name suggestions. Here are some currant egg samples...

Top Ten Rejected Bakeries

10. Thorough Bread

 9. King of Tarts

 8. Uprising

 7. Go for Dough

 6. Half Baked

 5. Flour Power

 4. Grain Expectations

 3. La Boulingerie

 2. Batter Up

And the number one rejected bakery...

 1. L'il Yeasty's

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

Lovin' Oven
Et Tu, Brûlée?
Dough See Dough
The Posh Nosh
In for a Penny, in for a Poundcake
Upper Crust
Cakey, Breaky, Hearth
Lox of Bagels
Dairy Home Companion
Salacious Crumbs
We Boast the Best Toast
Lick Our Spoon
Sweet Desires
Muffin Top
We're on a Roll
Nice Rack
Rolling in It
The French Confection
Diabetes Depot
Babycakes, Now with 10% Real Baby
Carbo Loaders
The Life of Pie
And Eat It, Too
Simple Simon's
Let Them Eat Cake
Mighty Morphin' Power Bagels
I Got Your Cupcake Right Here
Glazing the Doughnut
Butter Face
SpongeCake SquareHat
Hot Tossed Buns
Whisked Away
Gateau'd of Here!
Angel Food
The Torte Court
Chocolate Thunderballs
Neat Wheat
Queens of the Scone Age
Much Ado About Muffin
Fruitcakes in the Nuthouse
Marzy Pan's
Plum Crazy
Tiers for Flair
Wuthering Bites
Jack Frosting
Cap'n Calorie Crunch
Sugar Daddy's
Tres Leeches
Stuff Yer Cakehole!

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