TOP TEN REJECTED NATIONAL MONUMENTS

Top Ten Rejected National Monuments

10. Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington Monument

9. Carlsbadass Caverns

8. Samuel L. Jackson Memorial

7. The Grand Kanyé

6. Mount St. Ellen's-A-Lesbo

5. The Grand Tetons of Salma Hayek

4. Lincoln Continental Memorial

3. Redwood Forrest Gump

2. Colonel Sanders' Petrified Beard

And the number one rejected national monument...

1. Angelina Jolie's Liposaurus Preserve

-Ken Bloggerts and Jason Rohrblogger
(01/21/06)

And the alternates...

Green Day Lake o' Snot & Mascara
Bill Gates' 1st Billion
eBay of Pigs
Tara Reid's Snake River Canyon (burro rides now available)
iPod Gardens