TOP TEN TARA REID TURN-ONS

Top Ten Tara Reid Turn-ons

10. Halter tops that don't halt

9. Everclear: the substance and the band

8. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction

7. Sororities that allow adult non-students to rush

6. Paris and Nicoleftovers

5. Keg stands

4. Team at MIT developing theoretical structural formula for the ten-gallon Jell-O shot

3. FBLA: Future Bag Ladies of America

2. All-you-can-snort Buffet

And the number one Tara Reid turn-on...

1. Handcuffs, a baton, and pepper spray

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/07/06)