Friday, April 06, 2007

TOP TEN SIGNS IT IS EASTER IN IRAQ

Top Ten Signs It Is Easter in Iraq

10. Jesus wakes up in tomb after three days; hits snooze bar, rolls over, and sleeps for two more Millennia

9. Children search for pastel-colored hand grenades

8. Shia's dip their chocolate in Sunni's peanut butter

7. Remote-detonated roadside bombs loaded with festive plastique grass

6. Fave jellybean flavor? Sarin nerve gas

5. Ambushes conducted in bright new camouflage battle dress for Spring

4. Spring Break + Tigris and Euphrates = "Kurds Gone Wild"

3. At deeply somber Green Zone Passover Seder, George Bush pledges to sacrifice his firstborn to the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob

2. Easter eggs buried in mass grave

And the number one sign it is Easter in Iraq...

1. Allah Bunny gently reminds folks of the real reason for the season: Death to America!

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/06/07)

And the alternates...

Cadbury Eggs fertilized with yellowcake uranium from Nigeria

Pentagon develops new long-range surface-to-air marshmallow peeps. (Insert your own weapon-of-ass-destruction tag line here)

1 comment:

Larry Litle said...

Those are so wrong but I am laughing hysterically about it. I loved the Kurds gone wild.