Sunday, June 03, 2007

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU WORK AT THE DMV

Top Ten Signs You Work at the DMV

10. Your kids have to wait in line for two hours before you let them in the house

9. You renew your marriage license every twelve months

8. You signal for at least forty feet before turning in for the night

7. ...and you ask your wife to take a number

6. The pictures in your family album are all one-inch by one-inch face shots with thumb prints

5. Your eight-year-old has a fake ID stating she is a forty-year-old hazmat truck driver

4. Before he can get a license, your dog has to pass an emissions test

3. You stamp all your plates before serving dinner

2. Your diploma doubles as an eye chart

And the number one sign you work at the DMV...

1. You name your children sequentially, starting with your firstborn, 5YKN227

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/03/07)

2 comments:

Heather said...

There it is! The perfect name for a boy! What would I do without you??? :) :) :)

Larry Litle said...

Your lists always bring a smile to my face. Another masterpiece.