TOP TEN SIGNS JASON'S COMPUTER HAS THE STORM SUPERWORM

Top Ten Signs Jason's Computer has the Storm Superworm

10. Have to type wearing a surgical mask, gloves, and condom

9. Profits at online gambling houses plummet

8. More pop-ups than Whac-a-Mole

7. Constant stream of hairless Asian midget porn replaced with Blue Screen of Death

6. BIOS corrupted

5. E-mail now distributed by smoke signals and cave paintings

4. ISSE.exe subroutine 30% slower

3. Have to read Britney news in archaic newspaper form

2. Fine operating system normally booted replaced with Folger's Crystals

And the number one sign Jason's computer has the Storm superworm...

1. Use of Computer Bat up 75%

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/02/07)

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