Thursday, May 01, 2008


Rohrblogger out

My landlord discovered the basement where I have been keeping my underage polygamous family underground for the last twenty-four years. That's not the problem, though. It's also the same basement where I grow poppies and train my Mujahedeen brothers.

Needless to say, I am in the midst of moving and won't have internet access for awhile.

Enjoy my lovely archives, won't you?

Allahu Akbar!

-Jason Rohrblogger


Atomic Bombshell said...

Ugh, moving. Good luck and I'll still be here when you return!

Jenn said...

We miss you!!! Come back!

Adrian said...

We want top ten lists! We want top ten lists!

Your fans are getting anxious. Watch out for riots.