Thursday, February 10, 2011

TOP TEN PET FOOD STORE NAMES

Note: a friend is opening up a pet food store in Chandler, AZ and has solicited help with store names. Herewith are my...

Top Ten Pet Food Store Names

10. Hot Dogs and Cool Cats

9. Haute Dogs and Fat Cats

8. Indiana Bones the Temple of Gruel

7. Millionhairs

6. Pam-Purred Pets

5. Phi-Dough

4. Snoop Doggy Grog

3. Iams What Iams

2. Growl Bowl

And the number one pet food store name...

1. The Manic Organic

-Jason Rohrblogger
(2/10/11)

And the alternates...

Animal Crackers
The Masticating Mongrel
Collar and Leash
Bonedaddy
I Can Haz Catfoodz?
Beast Buffet
The Critter Counter
The Tabby Table
Smorgasdog
The Need for Feed
Fois Claw
Free Range Alpo
Bow Wow Barn
For the Birds
Party Animal
The Gilded Retch
Doggie Style
Trash Can Sam's
Atomic Dog
Bow Wow Wow Yipee Yo Yipee Yay
Eau de Toilette
Kitty Vittles
Pet Project
Got Milk?
Pussy and Pooch Pethouse Pets
Blue Collar Bites
The Mangy Morsel
Purina Chow Chow Chow
Cat Comestibles
Kitten Cuisine
Labrador Larder
Kennel Ration
Puppy Pablum
Snake Snacks
Fido Feast
Poodle Provisions
Benji Bread
Collie Cooking
Fox Fodder
Feline Fare

2 comments:

The Bombshell said...

I'm allergic to pets yet even I thought this was funny. Relevant?

The Bombshell said...

I'm allergic to pets and even I thought this was funny. Relevant?