TOP TEN SIGNS IT IS CHRISTMAS IN BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA

Top Ten Signs it is Christmas in Bakersfield, California

10. Eight tiny reindeer spotted in high density feed lot at Harris Ranch

 9. All stockings stuffed with Kern County Fair footlong corndogs

 8. Santa asks Rudolph to guide his sleigh tonight because the Air Quality Index is above five-hundred

 7. Chevron drills for oil on Island of Misfit Toys

 6. Sugar Plum fairy has six teeth and a full back tattoo

 5. Bright star seen in East just illegal fireworks

 4. Little Drummer Boy playing for three drunk line dancers at Buck Owens' Crystal Palace

 3. Santa living in RV Park off Highway 99

 2. Three Wise Men moved to Morro Bay

And the number one sign it is Christmas in Bakersfield, California...

 1. Oildale tweakers cook up a holiday batch of Christmeth

-Jason Rohrblogger

(12/24/15)