TOP TEN SIGNS IT IS CHRISTMAS IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA
Top Ten Signs it is Christmas in Phoenix, Arizona
10. Stockings hung by the chimichanga with care
9. No room at the inn, baby Jesus has to be born at the Circle K
8. Bad little boys and girls get a lump of peyote
7. When Santa hoists his bag of gifts, it is a dry heave
6. Mormon elves on mission from North Pole Tabernacle
5. Mrs. Claus making venison tamales
4. Border Patrol dispatched to Isthmus of Misfit Toys
3. Eggnog tastes suspiciously like mezcal-and-Sprite
2. 4X4 sleigh with a twelve-inch lift kit
And the number one sign it is Christmas in Phoenix, Arizona...
1. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your fully automatic assault antlers lit so bright, won't you clear I-10 tonight?"
-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/23/18)
10. Stockings hung by the chimichanga with care
9. No room at the inn, baby Jesus has to be born at the Circle K
8. Bad little boys and girls get a lump of peyote
7. When Santa hoists his bag of gifts, it is a dry heave
6. Mormon elves on mission from North Pole Tabernacle
5. Mrs. Claus making venison tamales
4. Border Patrol dispatched to Isthmus of Misfit Toys
3. Eggnog tastes suspiciously like mezcal-and-Sprite
2. 4X4 sleigh with a twelve-inch lift kit
And the number one sign it is Christmas in Phoenix, Arizona...
1. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your fully automatic assault antlers lit so bright, won't you clear I-10 tonight?"
-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/23/18)
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