TOP TEN REJECTED SANTA BANDS

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Top Ten Rejected Santa Bands

10. Sleigh-er

 9. The Rolling Gnomes

 8. Red Hat Chili Peppers

 7. Clausagoogoo

 6. Santana

 5. Mötley Cüpid

 4. Haulin’ Oats

 3. Salt n’ Peppamint

 2. Fleetwood Elf

And the number one rejected Santa band name…

1. Blue Öldster Cult (more sleigh bell!)

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/25/19)

And the alternates..

Rudolf Against the Machine
The North Police
Vixen
Prancer and The Revolution
Night Stranger
Alice in Reigns
Dire Saints
Lump of Coalplay
NichoLos Lobos
Maroon 5 Golden Rings
Jesus and Mary Chain
Santa's Midnight Runners
Snow Patrol
Kris Krossmas
Presents! At the Disco