TOP TEN MONICA LEWINSKY PET PEEVES

Top Ten Monica Lewinsky Pet Peeves

10. Leaders of the Free World who act like they don't know you.

9. Knowing your Prom Date is probably hitting on Chelsea at Stanford right now.

8. When Ken Starr thinks he is the boss of you.

7. Having to hand all of your allowance right over to your lawyer.

6. When the prize in your Happy Meal is a listening device.

5. Secret Service Agents who don't know when to keep service secret.

4. Donna Karan still hasn't come out with a Spring line of berets.

3. "Wings" just won't sound the same now that Linda McCartney is gone.

2. White House photographers with nothing better to do.

And Monica Lewinsky's number one pet peeve...

1. Hillary thinks she's all hot just because she lives in the White House, well she's not!

Jason Rohrblogger
(04/21/98)