TOP TEN GINGER SPICE CAREER MOVES

Top Ten Ginger Spice Career Moves

10. Finally marry Yoko Ono, forget what the rest of the band says about her.

9. Die in a fiery, drug-related, accident now that she is on the threshold of mega stardom.

8. Host a late-night talk radio advice show opposite Dr. Laura, urge
suicidally lonely to: "accesorize more."

7. Figure out want she wants, what she really, really wants.

6. More Taco Bell commercials with that hilarious Chihuahua!

5. Sell Ginko-Biloba nutritional supplements on the Home Shopping Network, put her picture on the front, claim they have "30% more Ginger!"

4. Plan the Spice Girls Fall reunion tour.

3. Write much anticipated autobiography with pithy title like: "Spice of Life."

2. Replace Linda McCartney in Wings.

And the number one Ginger Spice career move...

1.Prepare Nobel Prize acceptance speech, wait for October.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/01/98)