Wednesday, June 30, 2004

TOP TEN GINGER SPICE CAREER MOVES

Top Ten Ginger Spice Career Moves

10. Finally marry Yoko Ono, forget what the rest of the band says about her.

9. Die in a fiery, drug-related, accident now that she is on the threshold of mega stardom.

8. Host a late-night talk radio advice show opposite Dr. Laura, urge
suicidally lonely to: "accesorize more."

7. Figure out want she wants, what she really, really wants.

6. More Taco Bell commercials with that hilarious Chihuahua!

5. Sell Ginko-Biloba nutritional supplements on the Home Shopping Network, put her picture on the front, claim they have "30% more Ginger!"

4. Plan the Spice Girls Fall reunion tour.

3. Write much anticipated autobiography with pithy title like: "Spice of Life."

2. Replace Linda McCartney in Wings.

And the number one Ginger Spice career move...

1.Prepare Nobel Prize acceptance speech, wait for October.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/01/98)

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