TOP TEN KENNETH STARR TURN-ONS

Top Ten Kenneth Starr Turn-Ons
 
10.  When a witness really wants to be subpoenad but pretends she doesn't like it 
 
9.  Approaching the Bench 
 
8.  Dewey young lawyers in John Grisham novels
 
7.  Supreme Court Justices with nice gavels 
 
6.  Paralegals who take longhand 
 
5.  First Ladies who aren't afraid to testify 
 
4.  The way a liberal administration implodes during the second term
 
3.  When a complex land deal goes sour 
 
2.  Meeting a nice girl during Voire Dire
 
And the number one Kenneth Starr turn-on...
 
1.  Papparazzi who don't trample the flowers
 
-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/28/98)