TOP TEN MICHAEL JACKSON JURY PET PEEVES

Top Ten Michael Jackson Jury Pet Peeves

10. Stepping on fallen pieces of nose

9. The glove fits, can they still acquit?

8. Bubbles the Chimp insists on smoking on the stand

7. Tour of Neverland included music from the album Invincible

6. Every time the judge enters the courtroom the entire defense team does the dance routine from "Thriller"

5. Hard-to-believe testimony from 11-year-old accuser. Everyone knows 11 is way too old for Michael

4. Both plaintiff and defendant failed psychiatric evaluation

3. Creepy way accuser's mother pimps him for beer money

2. Creepy way defendant licks his lips when recess is called

And the number one Michael Jackson jury pet peeve...

1. Can't change the channel when Brooke Shields, Macaulay Culkin, and Corey Feldman come on

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/01/05)