Saturday, June 25, 2005

TOP TEN THINGS JASON ROHRBLOGGER DOES TO RELAX

Note: apparently I have been tagged with a "meme." I have absolutely no idea what that is. Aurora? A little help here? What's a meme? Anyhoo - click on the main title above to see what I am talking about. SJ, you, uh, asked for it. I have been challenged to write a list on this topic:

Top Ten Things Jason Rohrblogger Does to Relax

10. Taxes

9. Hot poker massage

8. Eat a heaping plate of Viagra with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

7. Take the (short) bus

6. Finish punching-up screenplay for Tinkerbell Hilton

5. Watch entire season one of "The Greatest American Hero." "Believe it or not, I'm blogging on air..."

4. Cappuccino colon cleanse

3. Mutter "ten minutes to Wapner" over and over...

2. Tinker with my macaroni-based doomsday device. I'm finally going to show them all!

And the number one thing Jason Rohrblogger does to relax...

1. Low-carb heroin

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/23/05)

And the alternates...

Take a gander over yonder
Myofascial release
Club Oprah's book
Gambol online

3 comments:

SJ said...

Great list, Jason! I knew yours would be delightfully twisted.

Meme: A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another. ~ Dictionary.com

Atomic Bombshell said...

For even more detailed info - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Thank goodness! For a minute there I thought a meme was a female mime and I was getting stuck with a silent performer. Come to think of it, I do like the whole white-faced geisha look and I love silence. Damn! I wish I was getting a female mime...