Thursday, June 16, 2005

TOP TEN SIGNS JASON ROHRBLOGGER HAS A SUMMER COLD

Top Ten Signs Jason Rohrblogger Has a Summer Cold

10. Using even more Kleenex than usual

9. Stupor no longer caused by daily crack supplement

8. Pours DayQuil on his Frosted Flakes

7. Dry hacking cough attracting hot respiratory therapists

6. Sleep routine extended 30 minutes to a full 23 hours a day

5. Toxic social behavior punctuated with gobs of snot

4. Fever starting to melt bodies packed in cooler

3. Can no longer taste delicious Purina Bachelor Chow

2. More congested than Manhattan

And the number one sign Jason Rohrblogger has a summer cold...

1. Voices in aching head screaming for vitamin C

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/01/05)

1 comment:

kr961 said...

Another sign: Turns down Magic Medicine remedy from roommate.