TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT 7-11

Top Ten Projects In Development At 7-11

10. Nachos on a stick

9. A microwave, with no knobs or door, that spits out your food when done

8. Stealth Slurpee

7. Hard liquor containing pornographic lottery tickets

6. A refillable logo commuter mug lined with refined Uranium to keep your coffee 5800 degrees Kelvin for up to one million years

5. An edgier New York Peppermint Patty

4. Coffee with nicotine

3. An environmentally conscious Compact Gulp

2. Drive-thru video games

And the number one project in development at 7-11...

1. A gas pump that also dispenses jalapeño chili dogs that freshen your breath

-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/20/99)