TOP TEN EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE

Top Ten Exceptions to the Rule

10. During takeoff and landing

9. Not while I'm eating

8. Only during leap year

7. Once, in college

6. If the French will agree

5. During wartime and Mardi Gras

4. If it's raining

3. When the moon is in the second house and Jupiter aligns with Mars

2. While intoxicated

And the number one exception to the rule...

1. Never on a Sunday

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/10/04)