TOP TEN REJECTED STANDARD EQUIPMENT ON ALL 2007 VEHICLES

Top Ten Rejected Standard Equipment Options On All 2007 Vehicles

10. Wall to wall Velcro

9. 7.5 lb. tow package

8. Tainted windows

7. Spiked upholstery for masochists

6. Shroud of Tourin' sunshades

5. Coal powered turbo charged steam driven 8-track player

4. Bi-focal prescription windshield

3. 50,000 Kilowatt dome light

2. Bumper-mounted child safety seat

And the number one rejected standard equipment option on all 2007 vehicles...

1. Factory installed dashboard Jesus

-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/28/98)