Sunday, October 12, 2008

TOP TEN REJECTED KOOL-AID FLAVORS

Top Ten Rejected Kool-Aid Flavors

10. Meadowlark Lemon

9. Statutory Grape

8. Strawberiberi

7. Cherry Seinfeld

6. Wang Dang Sweet Orange Tang

5. 84 Octane Mangoline

4. Fig

3. Tomato 'n Onion

2. Marion Berry

And the number one rejected Kool-Aid flavor...

1. Sex on the playground

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/10/06)

And the alternates...

Lemon Plague
ImPeachMint
White Zinfandel
Cocaide
Ganges Float Surprise
Pamelons
Gangrene Apple
Raspberry Gordy
Girls Gone Watermelon
Red Sepsis
Electric Acid Test

5 comments:

Larry Litle said...

Excellent as usual.

Joey said...

ImPeachMint is the best one...

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Aw shucks, Larry and Joey! Your comments certainly make my morning better! I drank too much "Kool-Aid" at a Christmas party last night. May have to polish off some Seagram's 7 and corn chowder to ease the pain...

Atomic Bombshell said...

I particularly like the ones named after celebs. I hope the Kool-Aid company is listening and comes up with a "Limited Edition" Rohrblogger flavor series.

ken said...

"Wang Dang Sweet Orange Tang" -- bonus points awarded for politically conservative has-been rock star reference.