TOP TEN REJECTED KOOL-AID FLAVORS
Top Ten Rejected Kool-Aid Flavors
10. Meadowlark Lemon
9. Statutory Grape
8. Strawberiberi
7. Cherry Seinfeld
6. Wang Dang Sweet Orange Tang
5. 84 Octane Mangoline
4. Fig
3. Tomato 'n Onion
2. Marion Berry
And the number one rejected Kool-Aid flavor...
1. Sex on the playground
-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/10/06)
And the alternates...
Lemon Plague
ImPeachMint
White Zinfandel
Cocaide
Ganges Float Surprise
Pamelons
Gangrene Apple
Raspberry Gordy
Girls Gone Watermelon
Red Sepsis
Electric Acid Test
4 comments:
Excellent as usual.
ImPeachMint is the best one...
Aw shucks, Larry and Joey! Your comments certainly make my morning better! I drank too much "Kool-Aid" at a Christmas party last night. May have to polish off some Seagram's 7 and corn chowder to ease the pain...
"Wang Dang Sweet Orange Tang" -- bonus points awarded for politically conservative has-been rock star reference.
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