TOP TEN REASONS I WON'T BE POSTING FOR AWHILE
Top Ten Reasons I Won't Be Posting for Awhile
10. Now I have to find the real killers AND get OJ's memorabilia back
9. Must. Save. Stock. Market.
8. Working overtime to pull off a come-from-behind victory for Ron Paul
7. Can't talk. Masturbating.
6. Three words: Petticoat Junction Marathon
5. Britney won't stop calling
4. Getting the homeless to live outside the box
3. Being inducted into a society so secret, even I don't know what it is
2. Talking crazy bread down from the edge of the foil
And the number one reason I won't be posting for awhile...
1. Bachelor party in Vegas before my friend throws his life away marries the love of his life
-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/16/08)
2 comments:
Interesting top ten Points.......
I'll pass you the chemical formula for the Statutory Grape Koolaid when you get back. It tastes REALLY good. Has a slight guilty aftertaste (and a smidge of paranoia) but I should have that worked out soon.
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