Thursday, October 16, 2008

TOP TEN REASONS I WON'T BE POSTING FOR AWHILE

Top Ten Reasons I Won't Be Posting for Awhile

10. Now I have to find the real killers AND get OJ's memorabilia back

9. Must. Save. Stock. Market.

8. Working overtime to pull off a come-from-behind victory for Ron Paul

7. Can't talk. Masturbating.

6. Three words: Petticoat Junction Marathon

5. Britney won't stop calling

4. Getting the homeless to live outside the box

3. Being inducted into a society so secret, even I don't know what it is

2. Talking crazy bread down from the edge of the foil

And the number one reason I won't be posting for awhile...

1. Bachelor party in Vegas before my friend throws his life away marries the love of his life

-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/16/08)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Interesting top ten Points.......

Chi said...

I'll pass you the chemical formula for the Statutory Grape Koolaid when you get back. It tastes REALLY good. Has a slight guilty aftertaste (and a smidge of paranoia) but I should have that worked out soon.