Friday, October 03, 2008

TOP TEN LIES I HAVE TOLD

Top Ten Lies I Have Told

10. I don't know how that got there

9. Those are the original miles

8. I don't like it when you touch me there

7. That's not infected

6. I'll have your money tomorrow

5. Never on a Sunday

4. I'm a great candidate for this job, sir

3. You'll be okay

2. I love you

And the number one lie I have told...

1. I can't believe it's not butter

-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/3/08)

3 comments:

Darby Clark said...

Man Jason, I was having a really shitty morning and you make me laugh. U da bomb!

Atomic Bombshell said...

Maybe I knew it wasn't really butter also, but it's the truth when I say I pink puffy heart you!

Anonymous said...

you forgot the TOP #1: I promise I won't come in your mouth....