TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T

Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't

10. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in

9. I didn't expect everyone to come at once

8. It's Cool Whip time

7. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst

6. Whew, that's one terrific spread

5. I'm in the mood for dark meat

4. Are you ready for seconds yet?

3. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

2. Just wait your turn, you'll get some

And the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but isn't...

1. Don't play with your meat

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/26/08)

And the alternates...

Talk about a huge breast
Tying the legs together keeps it moist inside
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
You still have a little bit on your chin
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You'll know it's ready when it pops up
Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that
That's the biggest one I've ever seen
How long do I beat it before it's ready?