TOP TEN PHRASES IN MY ONLINE DATING PROFILE

Top Ten Phrases in My Online Dating Profile

10. Disease-free

9. In the hizzy

8. Ferret-like

7. Bootylicious

6. Harvard

5. Sexytime

4. Unctuous

3. Potty mouth

2. Beeyotch!

And the number one phrase in my online dating profile...

1. Hung like a light switch

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/29/08)