TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR CAR BOMB IS A DUD

Top Ten Signs Your Car Bomb is a Dud

10. While festive, filling your payload with silly string and confetti will not increase the impact

9. Your manure is homemade

8. You insist on removing the propane tanks to make room for your kickin' speakerbox

7. Clown car holds two hundred hilarious martyrs, but no detonator

6. Mini Cooper = mini boomer

5. The brakes go out on your Toyota ScudRunner before you can even get it to the infidel target

4. Timer set to go off at midnight February 30th, 2011

3. Entire warhead is a dashboard Jesus strapped to an M-80

2. Fine nitrates normally ignited replaced with Folger's Crystals

And the number one sign your car bomb is a dud...

1. Acme Manhat-o-splode designed by Shaikh Wahile-i-Khyote

-Jason Rohrblogger
(5/6/10)