Sunday, May 09, 2010

TOP TEN REJECTED BOOKS OF THE BIBLE

Top Ten Rejected Books of the Bible

10. The Gospel According to Moishe

9. Genesis without Phil Collins

8. Numb3rs

7. Ruth Does Gomorrah

6. The Song of Solomon Remains the Same

5. Paul's Letter to the Rastafarians

4. Hebruise

3. Jerusalem Idol

2. Jesus' Top Ten Sermons

And the number one rejected book of the Bible...

1. Bill and Ted's Bogus Gospel

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/15/07)

3 comments:

Mick Master said...

Dude,

One word--classic.

Jenn said...

Ooooh, I just thought of another book you might like- "Lamb- the gospel according to Biff" by Christopher Moore, it was great!

Of course I am a heathen who kind of likes to make fun of religion, you are probably to pious to enjoy it!

I loaned out my copy (damn, who has it??) but you can probably find it somewhere!

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Jenn,

Yeah, I have a strong heart for The Lord. I don't like it when modern authors reimagine the childhood of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. The (error free) Holy Bible has already done an awesome job of telling us everything we need to know about Jesus. In His name, thnxkbye.