Thursday, August 26, 2010

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON FACEBOOK

Top Ten Signs You Are Spending Too Much Time on Facebook

10. Your kids are hungry, the lawn is dead, and mail spills out of the box, but your Farmville is blinged-out perfection

9. Haven't checked your boring old e-mail in six months

8. Spent the last three days looking at ancient yearbook photos, LOL cats, and recycled status updates

7. You feel the urge to tell the entire internet what kind of toilet paper you just used

6. You take caffeine as a helper-drug so you can do more Facebook

5. You've friended people's pets and all of their friends

4. You use friend as a verb

3. Your boss buys you lunch, and you shout, "Like! LOL! ♥ ♥ ♥!"

2. You suffer from coitus wall-post interuptus

And the number one sign you are spending too much time on Facebook...

1. Blogger who?

-Jason Rohrblogger
(8/26/10)

5 comments:

The Momshell said...

I'm guilty of 9, 5, 4, and sadly... 1. But I still loves me some Jason! You are the rockingest rocker who ever rocked. XOXOX!

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Aw, Atomic Bombshell, you are the sweetest commenter ever! <3

Jenn said...

Jason, you know I will follow you anywhere! Your content transcends all platforms! I will even friend you on that stupid facebook! ;)

Jason Rohrblogger said...

My content transcends all platforms? LMAO! I'm going to start painting my lame jokes on water towers. We'll see how long THAT lasts. Thanks for all the blog love, Jenn. You rock and you rock and you don't stop. I'll follow you anywhere but Twitter. :-)

Darby Clark said...

Number #1? Never.