TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON FACEBOOK
Top Ten Signs You Are Spending Too Much Time on Facebook
10. Your kids are hungry, the lawn is dead, and mail spills out of the box, but your Farmville is blinged-out perfection
9. Haven't checked your boring old e-mail in six months
8. Spent the last three days looking at ancient yearbook photos, LOL cats, and recycled status updates
7. You feel the urge to tell the entire internet what kind of toilet paper you just used
6. You take caffeine as a helper-drug so you can do more Facebook
5. You've friended people's pets and all of their friends
4. You use friend as a verb
3. Your boss buys you lunch, and you shout, "Like! LOL! ♥ ♥ ♥!"
2. You suffer from coitus wall-post interuptus
And the number one sign you are spending too much time on Facebook...
1. Blogger who?
-Jason Rohrblogger
(8/26/10)
4 comments:
Aw, Atomic Bombshell, you are the sweetest commenter ever! <3
Jason, you know I will follow you anywhere! Your content transcends all platforms! I will even friend you on that stupid facebook! ;)
My content transcends all platforms? LMAO! I'm going to start painting my lame jokes on water towers. We'll see how long THAT lasts. Thanks for all the blog love, Jenn. You rock and you rock and you don't stop. I'll follow you anywhere but Twitter. :-)
Number #1? Never.
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