TOP TEN SIGNS YOU WORK FOR OSAMA BIN LADEN

Top Ten Signs You Work for Osama bin Laden

10. You arrive for work in a jet. You go home from work in an urn.

9. Unused vacation time paid out in Hell.

8. Your Employee Handbook, the Koran, explains the "lose a hand for each transgression" progressive discipline policy.

7. Your fax machine spits out 3000 hot lead messages a minute.

6. You've never actually met the boss but you know how he smells.

5. You get maternity leave for up to three wives.

4. Your briefcase glows.

3. Your company's long range plans include digging new cubicles after the rainy season and spinning off an exploding goat division.

2. Your legal department consists of a blind cleric who burned a book once.

And the number one sign you work for Osama bin Laden...

1. You expense all mortar rounds but have to pay your own mileage on the company camel.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/01/01)