TOP TEN REJECTED SPECIAL FORCES GEAR

Top Ten Rejected Special Forces Gear

10. Infrared time-delay tactical exploding cigar

9. Glass Bottom Attack Boat, Fast

8. Fragmentation banana

7. Belt-fed supressed Swedish HK-5 spit wad launcher

6. Nerf mine

5. Fully automatic muzzle loader

4. Stealth eyelash curler

3. Sub-sonic whistle

2. Night vision underwear

And the number one rejected special forces gear...

1. Titanium alloy, bullet proof parachute

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/06/98)