Friday, September 01, 2006

JASON'S TOP TEN PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM

Back in 1998 I made a few predictions. Let's see how I did...

Jason's Top Ten Psychic Predictions for the New Millennium

10. Prices at all 99¢ Stores skyrocket to $1.01

9. Out-of-control new fad: tattoo removal and sensible earrings

8. CIA declassifies documents proving Castro started Cuban revolution to impress chicks

7. All the computers crash because of the year change--Bill Gates replaces Jesse as MTV Veejay

6. Two words: President Quayle

5. Elton John weeps as Prince William abdicates throne to spend more time with his "good friends" Siegfried and Roy

4. Taco Bell Chihuahua kicks the drugs, booze, and women; teams up with Spuds McKenzie for TV ministry

3. Turns out Nostradamus was right: Judd Nelson is the Antichrist

2. Global power shift from white male elite to obscure form of sea fungus

And Jason's number one psychic prediction for the new millennium...

1. People STILL party like its 1999!

-Jason Rohrblogger
(09/05/98)

5 comments:

Abby said...

That's hilarious. And I liked your tribute to Bull Durham in your profile.

grins said...

You so know #8 is true.

Tish said...

If I wasn't married, older than you, in a different state, more your type, I'd have to have you. Humor is my THING.

Anonymous said...

You're a riot Jas man. Mrs B.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Tish, you complete me.

-Jason