TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT BOEING
Top Ten Projects In Development At Boeing
10. A Cuban missile not in crisis
9. Bundt cake capable of baking up moist and chewy at 7.5 G's
8. A tactical surface-to-surface ballistic warhead that also doubles as a bottle opener, corkscrew, and fish scaler
7. Hatchback submarine
6. A robot that will withstand mowing the lawn, drinking beer, and watching TV; freeing you up to work on Saturday
5. A special camera that "sees" through Jell-O
4. World's largest jet: The Boeing 7777. Includes a passenger lounge, in-flight outdoor smoking area, and a full-size Disneyland* theme park
3. Top secret, indetectable breast implants, that do not alter or increase the size of the breasts, but can track and destroy enemy satellites
2. A more sophisticated, cross-shaped, "Phillips" warhead
And the number one project in development at Boeing...
1. The Cruise Tomahawk Patriot Sidewinder Laser Guided Heat Seeking Stealth Chihuahua
-Jason Rohrblogger
(09/07/98)
(*Separate admission)
2 comments:
It's the "*separate admission" that makes it art.
Dittoing AB. Another good one is the "toasters as made by [insert company here]", I think the one from Boeing was a featureless black box which had toast appear next to it each morning.
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