Monday, September 18, 2006

TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT BOEING

Top Ten Projects In Development At Boeing

10. A Cuban missile not in crisis

9. Bundt cake capable of baking up moist and chewy at 7.5 G's

8. A tactical surface-to-surface ballistic warhead that also doubles as a bottle opener, corkscrew, and fish scaler

7. Hatchback submarine

6. A robot that will withstand mowing the lawn, drinking beer, and watching TV; freeing you up to work on Saturday

5. A special camera that "sees" through Jell-O

4. World's largest jet: The Boeing 7777. Includes a passenger lounge, in-flight outdoor smoking area, and a full-size Disneyland* theme park

3. Top secret, indetectable breast implants, that do not alter or increase the size of the breasts, but can track and destroy enemy satellites

2. A more sophisticated, cross-shaped, "Phillips" warhead

And the number one project in development at Boeing...

1. The Cruise Tomahawk Patriot Sidewinder Laser Guided Heat Seeking Stealth Chihuahua

-Jason Rohrblogger
(09/07/98)

(*Separate admission)

3 comments:

Atomic Bombshell said...

My husband works at Boeing... I'm sure he'll get a kick out of this. Thanks!

crumblord said...

It's the "*separate admission" that makes it art.

Camera Obscura said...

Dittoing AB. Another good one is the "toasters as made by [insert company here]", I think the one from Boeing was a featureless black box which had toast appear next to it each morning.