TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE NEW ELECTRIC VEHICLES

Top Ten Good Things About the New Electric Vehicles

10. They go through fewer batteries than Oprah's "back massager"

9. Faster than a speeding golf cart

8. Electrified back seat eliminates need to stop car before disciplining children

7. Refueling as easy as being struck by lightning

6. Taco Bell puts out more emissions

5. More popular than rotary engines

4. They also slice, dice, and julienne

3. Almost never explode if you go slower than 50 mph

2. You don't spill electricity on your shoes

And the number one good thing about the new electric vehicles...

1. Less annoying than the Electric Slide

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/06/99)