Wednesday, April 27, 2005

TOP TEN LEAST FAVORITE GUM FLAVORS

Top Ten Least Favorite Gum Flavors

10. Gizzard

9. Pumice

8. Hair

7. Doublelint

6. Lymph

5. Juicy Newt

4. Cud

3. Stubble Yum

2. Clam

And the number one least favorite gum flavor...

1. Wrigley's Vap-o-mint

-Robert Paul Van deven

3 comments:

Atomic Bombshell said...

I jotted these down on a post-it and left them for a coworker. It made his crappy day a lot brighter! Thanks, Jason :)

Atomic Bombshell said...

PS: You inspired him to come up with some "Horrible Licorice Flavors" - Chutney, Earwax, Hot Wheels Metal, Pine Sol, and Soy Sauce.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Aurorealis,

If my disgusting posts can brighten just one day...

Here are mine:

Top Ten Horrible Licorice Flavors

10. Lico-condolezza-rice
9. Lick fetish
8. Licormice
7. Licorice Krispies
6. Licorifice
5. Dickorice
4. Sicker lice
3. Liquor Fish
2. Lick her eyes
And the number one horrible licorice flavor...
1. Licor-heidi-fleiss