TOP TEN REJECTED CHILDREN'S TOYS

Top Ten Rejected Children's Toys

10. Playdough Fuzzy Pumper Brie Factory

9. Syphilitic Barbie (Scabby Ken sold separately)

8. Mr. Leekhead

7. Don't Break the Ice or I'll Kill You!

6. Trivial Pursuit, GED Edition

5. Beavis and Butthead's Lincoln Logs (Heh, uh, heh, heh. Logs.)

4. Betty Crocker's Bake-Your-Own Paint Chips

3. O.J. Trial Actions Figures (assault and battery not included)

2. Pork Legos

And the number one rejected children's toy...

1. Don't Drink the Bong Water

-Robert Paul Van Deven