Saturday, April 23, 2005


Top Ten Rejected Bumper Stickers

10. What are you lookin' at, pig?

9. I am not driving my other car.

8. Wouldn't it be great if the Air Force had to sell a bomber to buy some cookies and little furry animals were our friends?

7. My kid is, like, smart and stuff.

6. I have no plants or fruit.

5. Don't blame me, I voted for poon.

4. Honk if you're surly.

3. I am going to kill you.

2. Expect a miracle if you are stoopid.

And the number one rejected bumper sticker...

1. I set O.J. free and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.

-Robert Paul Van Deven

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I have # 10 on my car