Saturday, July 16, 2005

TOP TEN THINGS ON COURTNEY LOVE'S "TO DO" LIST

Top Ten Things on Courtney Love's "To Do" List

10. Heroin

9. Buy lipstick

8. Bake cookies. Garnish with Prozac.

7. Have attorney contest results of herpes exam

6. Awkwardly hit on Justin Timberlake

5. Live through this

4. Fill vacancy in Hole

3. Party till her connection calls, then she'll return the key

2. Lunch with Yoko

And the number one thing on Courtney Love's "to do" list...

1. Purge

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/16/05)

And the alternate...

Sue band

2 comments:

Vance said...

Nice reference to Guns 'n Roses "My Michelle" in #3. Whats it got to do with CL?

Atomic Bombshell said...

I think Heroine should be on that list more than once ;)