TOP TEN REJECTED CALIFORNIA STATE MOTTOES

Top Ten Rejected California State Mottoes

10. Where liberals grow as high as an elephant's eye.

9. The Disaster State

8. Ghetto-rific!

7. The Show Me (your penis) State

6. Reagan/Nixon/Condit Country!

5. A wholly owned subsidiary of Disney Co.

4. Cripland!

3. United we stand. Divided we fall into the ocean.

2. Home of the six million dollar apartment.

And the number one rejected California State motto...

1. Mexico's largest employer!

-Jason Rohrblogger
(09/07/01)