Wednesday, October 12, 2005

TOP TEN REJECTED STARBUCKS COFFEE FLAVORS

Top Ten Rejected Starbucks Coffee Flavors

10. Beef-flavored Half Calf

9. Pave Mint

8. Caff-Fiend

7. White Chocolate Supremacist

6. Jitter Mug

5. Java the Hutt Yodaccino Chewmocha Han So-Low Fat Vegan Latte
(Sorry--that is a rejected Star WARS coffee flavor.)

4. Juan Valdez' Donkey Squeezins

3. Beans 'N Water Overload

2. Friars Club Roast

And the number one rejected Starbucks flavor...

1. Hot Cocoa Chanel #5

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/15/99)

And the alternates...

Vanilla nut sack
Chocolate Thunder Downunder
Osama bin Latté

1 comment:

Suzi said...

Great list, Jason! #5 is my favorite. Somebody'll probably market it soon.