Wednesday, October 12, 2005

TOP TEN REJECTED STARBUCKS COFFEE FLAVORS

Top Ten Rejected Starbucks Coffee Flavors

10. Beef-flavored Half Calf

9. Pave Mint

8. Caff-Fiend

7. White Chocolate Supremacist

6. Jitter Mug

5. Java the Hutt Yodaccino Chewmocha Han So-Low Fat Vegan Latte
(Sorry--that is a rejected Star WARS coffee flavor.)

4. Juan Valdez' Donkey Squeezins

3. Beans 'N Water Overload

2. Friars Club Roast

And the number one rejected Starbucks flavor...

1. Hot Cocoa Chanel #5

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/15/99)

And the alternates...

Vanilla nut sack
Chocolate Thunder Downunder
Osama bin Latté

2 comments:

tlaloc said...

Thats *ALL* the Starbucks flavours!
Except for "Diabetic Urine Bathwater Latte"
Oh, and "Goat Piss" they better get more research dudes on the job. And buy more goats.

SJ said...

Great list, Jason! #5 is my favorite. Somebody'll probably market it soon.