TOP TEN BURGER KING TURN-ONS

Top Ten Burger King Turn-0ns

10. Melting the Dairy Queen

9. Catsuptinis

8. Drive-thru relationships

7. Onion Ring Tones

6. All-beef Patricia

5. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou only $4.99 for a limited time

4. Pulling rank on Colonel Sanders

3. A well-oiled Frialator

2. Larry, Moe, and Curly Fries

And the number one Burger King turn-on...

1. Coming home to his whopper

-Jason Rohrblogger
(02/10/06)

And the alternates...

Tossing her side salad
Conquering Poland