Thursday, February 02, 2006

TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT STARBUCKS

Top Ten Projects in Development at Starbucks

10. Coffee-flavored heroin

9. Enya CD's with caffeine

8. Intravenous travel mug

7. Juan Valdez' donkey muffins

6. Cappuccino chewing gum

5. Stainless coffee ring

4. Roast French

3. Mobile store that intercepts pedestrians

2. Vanilla Iced

And the number one project in development at Starbucks...

1. Mochaine

-Jason Rohrblogger
(02/02/06)

And the alternate...

Crackuccino

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Genius! :)