Friday, February 24, 2006


Top Ten Rejected Winter Olympic Sports

10. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

9. Gender-Optional Ice Dancing

8. Aprés Ski

7. Snoop Dogg's Lot-Mo'-Than-A Halfpipe

6. Viceathalon: Shoot & Cover-Up

5. The Bode Miller Downhill Career Slide

4. Iron Chef Uzbekistan

3. Bob Costas Hairboarding

2. Lugie

And the number one rejected Winter Olympic sport...

1. Jihad Suicide BombSledding

-Ken Bloggerts and Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

Men's Figure Skating Catfights
Duel of the Whiney-Ass Speedskaters
Remote Control Channel-Changer Relay
Tom Sizemore's Team Teen Pursuit


Display Name said...

I thought the Bisexualathalon was a Summer game? Lordy am I out of the loop.
Your lists are superb! And consistant. How, may I ask, do you come up with such varied topics?
I didn't have my Top Ten list for two months before I found myself posting things like "Angelina's Top Ten Ways To Organize Your Guest Towels". I stand amazed.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Ah Angela,

Thanks for your kind words! AND the link on your site. You are a total sweetheart for doing that. If you notice, I put the date I wrote the list directly beneath my signature. And some of these lists go back to the early 90's. I'm just posting some old lists with some occasional new lists now and then. And I don't even post that often. Thanks for stopping by. You rawk and you rawk and you don't stop.