Monday, August 07, 2006

SINGLE O' THE WEEK!

Whoo, I say, and also: Hoo! I am Single of the Week! Boo-YAH! S.O.W., baby! Check out Grins n' Laughter's Top Ten Reasons Jason is Single of the Week. First and foremost, I'd like to thank Allah. And I gotta give a shout out to my boy Vishnu. I'd also like to thank the blogosphere, HTML, and the Firefox browser. And last but not least, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for Grins n' Laughter. Little known fact y'all: in 1997 she toured with W. Axl Rose for the summer as Grins n' Roses.

That's right, laydeez, I am single.

The fact that Grins pointed it out as a Top Ten List earns her ten extra points for style. Thanks again for the blog love...

Rohrblogger out!

17 comments:

'Mazing Amy said...

Welcome to the exclusive single of the week club Jason!

Jason Rohrblogger said...

'mazing Amy,

Do I have to learn a secret chant? Pay dues? Put on clothes?

-Jason

Grins said...

No need to put on clothes but do try to not get cheetos dust on the others when using the secret handshake.

JewishShiksa said...

Congrats! How come your begging stood out more than mine? I bet it was the extra $20, and mine would be in Canadian currency so....
Here via Grins....

Fairmaiden327 said...

Here through Grins site. Congrats. Will read through what makes you tick.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

JewishShiksa,

I love it when Grins makes me beg. She's worth WAY more than twenty dollah!

-Jason

Fairmaiden327 said...

OMG so funny. I have to add you to my site.

'Mazing Amy said...

grins-should we tell him about the secret paddling ritual too?

Oh, oops.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Amy,

I usually have to pay extra for the paddling... Is that included?

Tracie said...

Grins sent me over...I'm off to look around!

Crayonsetc said...

Stopped by via Grins... going to check out the ite!!

'Mazing Amy said...

Oh no, I can waive the payment as the very first Grins Single of the week.

Hear that Grins? Some extra hazing for our newest initiate. ;)

grins said...

Haze away Amy, but be forewarned he is going to beg for more, not less.

cyndy said...

Hi Jason!
I'm not single, but I'm very glad for you that Grins picked you as Single of the Week
Hello from Grins' site

Sandy said...

Hey from Grins as well. And as for hazing, be sure to ask Grins when Dolly arrives by UPS. Trust me. Cool site btw.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Sandy,

Is that Furniture Dolly? Or Dolly the Sheep? Cuz I've dated both. You'll Parton me if I don't say hello. Dolly. Ha! I crack my punny self up!

-Jason

Sandy said...

Holy cow....I didn't think I'd ever meet anyone other than one good mutual friend that Grins and I share, who had actually dated Dolly the Sheep. Sounds like you have already said helloooo Dolly hehehe