TOP TEN CONTRACTUAL DEMANDS BY THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA

Top Ten Contractual Demands By The Taco Bell Chihuahua

10. His ethnicity be referred to at all times as "Canine-American."

9. Kennels in New York, Milan, and his old hood, Tha Dogg Pound.

8. His glass of scotch never gets down past the halfway mark.

7. The name of that bitch, Lassie, is never uttered in his presence.

6. That all the Kibbles be served separate from the Bits.

5. Pooches everywhere should never be insulted again by referring to Linda Tripp and a "dog."

4. Pussy cats, plenty and plenty of pussy.

3. 24 karat gold, jewel encrusted "scooper."

2. A personal assistant be provided to fetch, sit, and beg.

And the number one contractual demand by the Taco Bell chihuahua...

1. Ubermodel Elle MacPherson be flown in to hold his Milkbone.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/08/98)