TOP TEN BILL GATES MOTIVATIONS

Top Ten Bill Gates Motivations

10. Just wanted to gain maniacal control of worldwide computing to HELP people.

9. Built $40 billion in personal wealth to impress chicks.

8. Only needs to buy Sun Microsystems, Hewlett Packard, and Marvin Gardens for complete Monopoly.

7. You think computers are just going to crash themselves? No, buster, somebody has to write the software that's gonna crash those computers!

6. Classy haircuts and designer frames aren't free, you know.

5. Was just waiting for James Bond to stumble into his trap before unleashing the Y2K virus on everyone.

4. Jerks at Netscape kept throwing garbage on his lawn.

3. It all started as a harmless prank that got out of hand.

2. Was really unsatisfied with the way it used to take surface mail DAYS to send a chain letter all the way around the world.

And the number one Bill Gates motivation...

1. Deal with Satan stipulated that Bill would never have to give up until there was peace in the Middle East, the economy was booming, and Newt Gingrich quit.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/10/98)