TOP TEN WARTIME ATROCITIES IN BOSNIA

Top Ten Wartime Atrocities In Bosnia

10. Serbs got their chocolate in Muslims' peanut butter.

9. Sarajevo McDonalds replaced plastic toy Grimace with grenade in every Happy Meal.

8. Each Croat forced to change surname so that is contains at least three consecutive consonants (disemvowelment).

7. Yugo factory resorts to cheap parts and outdated designs for its cars.

6. Prison camps force victims to watch the Magic Hour with Magic Johnson.

5. Greater number of teens took up smoking.

4. 10,000 miles away, President Clinton has to seek solace in the arms of another woman.

3. Newest pop sensation: Sniper Spice.

2. U.N. Peacekeepers replace fine coffee normally served with Folger's Crystals.

And the number one wartime atrocity in Bosnia...

1. Flippant humor lists that make light of abject human suffering.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(08/10/98)