TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT TYCO

Top Ten Projects In Development at TYCO

10. A miniature Conductor that does the Mambo number 5

9. A battle scarred coastline that smells like napalm in the morning

8. An HO scale breathalyzer

7. 1/8 inch railroad union busting goons

6. An eCaboose

5. Self-loading cargo

4. An environmentally friendly Locomotive that runs on discarded Pokemon wrappers

3. "Obsession" scented coal

2. A steering wheel

And the number one project in development at TYCO...

1. Railroad ties made from Jar Jar Binks

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/05/99)