TOP TEN NAMES FOR GEORGE W. BUSH'S MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM

Top Ten Names for George W. Bush's Missile Defense System

10. The National Diaphragm

9. Block That Kick!

8. The Quintillion Dollar Cure for Monkey Business

7. Tommyhawk Knocker

6. Putin On the Fritz

5. 180 Degrees of Separation

4. Broke Shields

3. The Soviet Bloc-er

2. Intercontinental Ballistic Enema

And the number one name for George W. Bush's missile defense system...

1. The Democracy Strikes Back

-Jason Rohrblogger
(08/31/01)